1 00:00:01,159 --> 00:00:03,662 (tense music) 2 00:00:09,918 --> 00:00:12,838 (train whistle blares) 3 00:00:41,366 --> 00:00:43,493 - You're late, you think I got nothing better 4 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:45,370 to do than sit around and wait all night? 5 00:00:45,704 --> 00:00:46,663 - Hey, sorry, Snake, 6 00:00:46,997 --> 00:00:47,956 I just wanna make sure I wasn't followed. 7 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:50,292 - Shut up, let me see the stuff. 8 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:52,919 - Right, I see where you're coming from. 9 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,255 Check this out. 10 00:01:04,055 --> 00:01:06,975 - Top grade, I can make a killin' on this. 11 00:01:07,309 --> 00:01:08,769 How much more can you get me? 12 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:10,437 - As much as you want, babe. 13 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,565 I got a new source, unlimited. 14 00:01:14,691 --> 00:01:15,734 - Don't call me babe, 15 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:17,986 I told you about that before, I hate it. 16 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:19,821 - Gotcha, no problem. 17 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:22,365 I remember you telling me that before. 18 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:24,826 (rock music) 19 00:01:28,246 --> 00:01:29,706 - What the hell is that? 20 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:32,667 Are you sure you weren't followed? 21 00:01:33,001 --> 00:01:34,336 - I'm positive. 22 00:01:34,669 --> 00:01:35,754 - I'll take care of this. 23 00:01:37,214 --> 00:01:38,590 All right, what do you want? 24 00:01:48,099 --> 00:01:50,477 - I'm lookin' to party. 25 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:51,686 - Yeah, well there's no party here 26 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,104 so why don't you just beat it. 27 00:01:54,731 --> 00:01:58,610 - Well, that's too bad, maybe we could start our own. 28 00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:01,696 - Hey, get her to shut that thing off, will ya? 29 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,949 You wanna wake up the whole neighborhood? 30 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:22,008 - Hey, baby, would you mind 31 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:23,552 finishing your aerobics elsewhere? 32 00:02:23,885 --> 00:02:25,804 We're trying to conduct a little business here. 33 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:30,016 - What kinda business, big boy? 34 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,352 - [Drug Dealer] None of your business. 35 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,187 So why don't you just move on. 36 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,774 - I said I was lookin' to party. 37 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,819 - Yeah, well it looks like you got an early start on it. 38 00:02:41,152 --> 00:02:42,779 Why don't you just get back in your car 39 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:45,574 and take that portable disco with you. 40 00:02:45,907 --> 00:02:48,869 - Listen, I got money with me. 41 00:02:50,245 --> 00:02:52,747 So if you just tell me where I can find the party, 42 00:02:53,081 --> 00:02:53,832 I'll be on my way. 43 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,419 - She's got money. 44 00:02:57,752 --> 00:02:58,920 What the hell? 45 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:01,882 - Shut up, what kinda money you talkin' about? 46 00:03:04,342 --> 00:03:06,970 - I ain't talkin' about change for the parking meter. 47 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:11,933 - Yeah, there's a party here, 48 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,769 we just sorta forgot to buy the streamers. 49 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:18,398 - Screw the streamers, show me what you got. 50 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,364 - Ooh, I knew you could help me out. 51 00:03:26,698 --> 00:03:28,783 - Yeah, I just might let you party with me. 52 00:03:30,118 --> 00:03:32,871 - There's just one little thing. 53 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:34,039 - What's that, sweetness? 54 00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:36,958 (gun clicks) 55 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:39,794 - You're busted, get your hands up now! 56 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,132 - You gotta be kidding. 57 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,845 (gun clicking) 58 00:03:53,516 --> 00:03:58,355 ♪ Huh 59 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,485 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 60 00:04:03,818 --> 00:04:06,446 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 61 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,365 ♪ Put your finger on the trigger 62 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:09,908 ♪ Feel it getting bigger 63 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:11,368 ♪ Move a little closer 64 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:12,577 ♪ Let me stick it in your holster 65 00:04:12,911 --> 00:04:15,956 ♪ Let's do it 66 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,833 ♪ Shoot my bullet 67 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:21,962 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 68 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,965 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 69 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,133 ♪ It's got a 12 inch length 70 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,843 ♪ And you can make it plank 71 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:31,262 ♪ Blow me away, just give it a yank 72 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:34,391 ♪ Let's do it 73 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:37,811 ♪ Shoot my bullet 74 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,897 ♪ When you roll up in my Levi's 75 00:04:41,231 --> 00:04:45,986 ♪ You can feel my Colt, yeah, 45 76 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,743 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket. 77 00:04:54,077 --> 00:04:56,579 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 78 00:04:56,913 --> 00:04:58,373 ♪ It's straight from undercover 79 00:04:58,707 --> 00:04:59,916 ♪ But don't show it mother 80 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,292 ♪ Looking for a sexy way 81 00:05:01,626 --> 00:05:02,460 ♪ To blow my ammunition 82 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:05,797 ♪ Let's do it 83 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,842 ♪ Bite my bullet 84 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,053 ♪ Well, you better start strippin' 85 00:05:12,387 --> 00:05:17,058 ♪ Or you're gonna get in the way of love 86 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,115 (bell ringing) 87 00:05:32,449 --> 00:05:33,491 - [Didi] Hurry! 88 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:39,914 - Good morning, students. 89 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:44,377 - [Students] Good morning, Miss Devonshire. 90 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:48,298 - I see we're all here bright and early today. 91 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,967 Let me just take our roll call and, 92 00:05:52,343 --> 00:05:53,762 yes, Holly. 93 00:05:55,096 --> 00:05:56,347 - I'd like to say that the drug bust, 94 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:58,600 which I took on single-handedly last night, 95 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:00,560 went off without any flaws. 96 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,314 - But we've never studied their set-up and operation. 97 00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:07,400 We don't even know who their main supplier is. 98 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,986 - Well, since my father is the chief of police, 99 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,197 he did give me all the inside information 100 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:13,865 that he had uncovered. 101 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,451 He thought that maybe if I had the case all to myself 102 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:19,287 I could pick up some extra credit in the class. 103 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:21,873 - I've warned you about this before, Holly. 104 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,208 What if something had gone wrong 105 00:06:23,541 --> 00:06:25,960 and your life would have been in danger? 106 00:06:26,294 --> 00:06:29,714 - Daddy had every surrounding block manned by patrol cars, 107 00:06:30,048 --> 00:06:31,424 if I had let out one little scream 108 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:32,967 the entire area would have been crawling 109 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:34,844 with black and whites in seconds. 110 00:06:36,137 --> 00:06:38,181 - Sounds like an expensive operation 111 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:40,058 to catch one drug dealer. 112 00:06:41,392 --> 00:06:42,977 - You know, that's what Daddy said, 113 00:06:43,311 --> 00:06:44,979 but after I talked it over with him, 114 00:06:45,313 --> 00:06:46,189 he didn't seem to mind. 115 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:49,818 - Hm, I'll remember that next time 116 00:06:50,151 --> 00:06:52,153 I need to ask him for any expenditures. 117 00:06:53,196 --> 00:06:54,114 - Oh, and I do have a full copy 118 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,908 of the report from last night. 119 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,911 (students chatter) 120 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,130 Watch where you're going! 121 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,923 - Why don't you say it a little louder, 122 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:13,299 I'm sure there's a few people here 123 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,260 that didn't notice we came in late. 124 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:17,303 - You're late. 125 00:07:20,431 --> 00:07:21,182 - See what I mean. 126 00:07:24,435 --> 00:07:25,436 - I don't suppose any of you 127 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:28,148 have excuses for your tardiness. 128 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:30,817 - Class started without us? 129 00:07:31,776 --> 00:07:33,862 - I've heard that one before. 130 00:07:34,195 --> 00:07:35,488 And you? 131 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,490 - No comment. 132 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:40,160 - You three are going to need 133 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,079 to show more interest in this class. 134 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:44,914 Showing up late is hardly any way 135 00:07:45,248 --> 00:07:47,876 of going about getting your place on the force. 136 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:51,171 - Don't most vice arrests take place at night? 137 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,381 How is getting up early in the morning gonna do any good 138 00:07:53,715 --> 00:07:56,092 when all the low-life in this city is asleep? 139 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:57,552 - Not all the low-life. 140 00:07:59,929 --> 00:08:04,142 - Vice is a 24-hour a day job. 141 00:08:04,475 --> 00:08:06,102 While you were sleeping last night, 142 00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:10,481 Holly managed to pull off an arrest all on her own. 143 00:08:10,815 --> 00:08:12,108 That brings her arrest quota 144 00:08:12,442 --> 00:08:14,360 to the highest of anyone in the classroom. 145 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,323 - Big deal, if I had an entire police force 146 00:08:18,656 --> 00:08:19,908 at my beck and call, 147 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:22,243 I'd have the highest arrest quota also. 148 00:08:23,995 --> 00:08:25,371 - Dream on. 149 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,290 - Just shut up already. 150 00:08:27,624 --> 00:08:31,169 - Girls, please, we have other things at hand today. 151 00:08:31,502 --> 00:08:32,795 Now you all realize that graduation 152 00:08:33,129 --> 00:08:34,672 is just a few weeks away. 153 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:37,383 And each of you must make 1 O arrests in order 154 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,802 to get a position on the force. 155 00:08:40,136 --> 00:08:41,262 - My father says that my badge 156 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:43,181 and uniform are already waiting for me. 157 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:45,892 - Well, that's fine for you, 158 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,436 but let's see what everyone else can do 159 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:51,397 before graduation day comes around. 160 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,650 Now, would anyone like to tell us 161 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:56,027 where we left off in our last lecture? 162 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,278 Yes, Dwayne? 163 00:08:57,612 --> 00:08:58,571 - We were about to watch some X-rated videos 164 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,407 so we could study the craft in which they're made. 165 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,952 - No, I'm sorry, that's not it. 166 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:07,205 We were about to study how to disarm an assailant. 167 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:08,915 - Close enough. 168 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,418 - Shawnee, Dwayne, would you come up here, please? 169 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,093 Now, Dwayne, you be the assailant. 170 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,553 Take this gun and act threatening. 171 00:09:24,347 --> 00:09:26,182 - Your money or your life. 172 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:28,643 - Now, what would you do in your defense? 173 00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:34,607 No, no, no, that's hard, 174 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,902 (gun squeaks) 175 00:09:38,236 --> 00:09:39,821 hardly the way to do it. 176 00:09:40,154 --> 00:09:42,031 I'll show you the proper method 177 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,200 and put your clothes back on! 178 00:09:45,868 --> 00:09:49,038 Man has several pressure points on his body. 179 00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:51,291 One of these being the groin. 180 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:55,044 A kick to this area will easily make him 181 00:09:55,378 --> 00:09:58,339 release his grip on any object. 182 00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:00,508 (clanging) 183 00:10:00,842 --> 00:10:01,384 Any questions? 184 00:10:03,261 --> 00:10:07,265 - Yes, do you think that each of us could try that? 185 00:10:07,598 --> 00:10:09,309 - Certainly, line up, all of you. 186 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,477 You can each have a chance to practice. 187 00:10:13,604 --> 00:10:14,230 (clanking) 188 00:10:14,564 --> 00:10:15,273 Very good, next. 189 00:10:15,606 --> 00:10:16,649 (thudding) 190 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,276 No, not quite, go to the end of the line and try again. 191 00:10:18,609 --> 00:10:20,278 We'll do this all clay until each of you gets it right. 192 00:10:20,611 --> 00:10:21,070 (thudding) 193 00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:21,988 Very good. 194 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,239 Yes, keep the line moving. 195 00:10:23,573 --> 00:10:27,243 Good, excellent, very good, very good. 196 00:10:27,577 --> 00:10:29,871 No, try again, very good, that's right. 197 00:10:30,204 --> 00:10:31,372 (clanking) 198 00:10:31,706 --> 00:10:34,417 Excellent, knees up, good. 199 00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:35,251 (clunking) 200 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:36,336 Very good! 201 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,631 (Dwayne thudding) 202 00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:49,223 (marching music) 203 00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:50,433 - Miss Devonshire. 204 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:51,476 - Yes, sir? 205 00:10:51,809 --> 00:10:52,852 - I was wondering if you could spare a moment 206 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,354 of my daughter's time. 207 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:55,897 I need her to make a positive identification 208 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:59,150 of the dealer she arrested last night. 209 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,361 - Certainly, line them up, Daddy. 210 00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:06,407 (dramatic music) 211 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:08,493 - Scum. 212 00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:09,577 . Pig- 213 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:10,370 - Bitch. 214 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:11,954 - You're gonna pay. 215 00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:13,915 - You ruined our operation, I oughta ring your neck! 216 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:17,668 - Which one is it, Daddy? 217 00:11:18,753 --> 00:11:19,796 - The two on the left. 218 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,007 - Maybe I just need a closer look. 219 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,511 Those are the guys, right there. 220 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,433 (women screaming) 221 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:35,728 (glass clatters) 222 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,272 Daddy, you let them get away! 223 00:11:38,606 --> 00:11:40,441 After all my hard work! 224 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:43,444 - Don't you worry, pumpkin, we'll find them. 225 00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:52,870 (marching music) 226 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:21,357 (whistle blaring) 227 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,954 - Honestly, does she really think 228 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,999 we're ever gonna chase anybody over one of these things? 229 00:12:38,332 --> 00:12:41,002 - Faster, stop holding up the line! 230 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,771 - This is even stupider than the last one. 231 00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:05,401 - Really, it works for me. (laughs) 232 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,862 (tense music) 233 00:13:33,804 --> 00:13:37,141 - All right, Dwayne, one more stunt like that 234 00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:39,977 and we'll try the disarm the assailant trick again. 235 00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:42,522 How does that sound to you? 236 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:43,439 - No, thanks. 237 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,320 - Remember, always make your opponent submit. 238 00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:53,616 And begin! 239 00:13:56,285 --> 00:13:58,829 (women grunting) 240 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,085 Very good, next. 241 00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:13,970 And begin. 242 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:24,146 Dwayne, at least make it look convincing. 243 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:30,111 (clanging) (Dwayne groaning) 244 00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:31,904 Much better, next! 245 00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:50,214 And begin. 246 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,468 - Really, I wish Miss Devonshire would have given me 247 00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:56,929 a partner who was somewhat of a challenge. 248 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,806 - Look, isn't that your father? 249 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,516 - Where? 250 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:01,309 (punch thudding) 251 00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:03,853 (Holly grunts) 252 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,821 - Now, after you fire the warning shot, 253 00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:18,117 the actual shot you fire next is the one that counts. 254 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,996 I prefer to aim for between the eyes. 255 00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:24,040 - Really? 256 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,048 - Yes, really. 257 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:41,599 Now, Shawnee, you have six shots here. 258 00:15:41,932 --> 00:15:44,518 Let's see if you can make them count. 259 00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:45,686 (gun firing) 260 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:49,482 (students shouting) 261 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,068 (tense music) 262 00:15:53,444 --> 00:15:55,780 And try and keep your clothes on. 263 00:16:00,618 --> 00:16:01,535 (gun firing) 264 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,747 (glass shattering) 265 00:16:06,957 --> 00:16:07,667 - Sorry. 266 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,293 - Go on, keep trying. 267 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:12,797 (gun firing) 268 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,800 (animal yelping) 269 00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:19,387 Keep trying, you'll eventually hit a target. 270 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:22,682 (gun firing) 271 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,393 (man yelping) 272 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,228 - Sorry, Mister. 273 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:30,648 - I wonder if she got him between the eyes. 274 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:36,696 (gun firing) 275 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:37,488 (students screaming) 276 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,366 (bullet clanging) 277 00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,665 - Go on, you only have one shot left. 278 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,752 (suspenseful music) 279 00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:55,798 (gun firing) 280 00:16:58,134 --> 00:17:01,137 (students applauding) 281 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:10,438 One out of six, at least it's better than last time. 282 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,775 And now, let's continue our studies 283 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,528 with something much safer. 284 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,822 (dramatic music) 285 00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:21,407 - [Students] Ooh! 286 00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,451 - Miss Devonshire, I didn't know 287 00:17:23,784 --> 00:17:25,536 you sold makeup in your spare time. 288 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,038 - Hey, I could use some new nail polish. 289 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:31,542 (students talk at once) 290 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:33,669 - Silence, you imbeciles! 291 00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:35,713 I'm not selling this makeup, 292 00:17:36,046 --> 00:17:38,215 this is a demonstration of what you may need 293 00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,092 when you go undercover. 294 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,678 - Really, I never seem to find a use for it. 295 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:45,014 - Frequently you may have to pose 296 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,808 as prostitutes when undercover. 297 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:50,561 I'm going to show you how they wear their makeup 298 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,271 so that you can learn. 299 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,734 Didi, Shawnee, come up here, please. 300 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:10,414 - Miss Devonshire, wouldn't it be more beneficial to us 301 00:18:10,748 --> 00:18:11,707 if you tried it on girls 302 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,751 who weren't so cheap looking to begin with? 303 00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:18,088 - No, Holly, that will be enough. 304 00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:21,634 Now remember, time is everything. 305 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,094 No pimp is going to wait an hour 306 00:18:24,428 --> 00:18:26,514 for his whore to put on her face. 307 00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:31,352 Didi, I want you to take this stopwatch and time me. 308 00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:36,440 Now, watch carefully, here I go. 309 00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:43,489 (engaging music) 310 00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:50,788 (sighs) 311 00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:52,206 - 21 seconds! 312 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,043 - Now, let's see what she looks like. 313 00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,546 (dramatic music) 314 00:18:58,879 --> 00:18:59,880 - [Students] Ooh! 315 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,682 - Now, Shawnee, let's see if you've learned anything. 316 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,851 Let's see what you can do for Didi 317 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,602 in the same amount of time. 318 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,402 And begin. 319 00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:24,154 (engaging music) 320 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,955 (stopwatch clicks) 19 seconds, a new record. 321 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,833 Well, let's see what you've done. 322 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,794 (distressed music) 323 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,299 (students laughing) 324 00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:44,383 - Didi, it's you. 325 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:53,934 (bell ringing) 326 00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:55,895 - And, class dismissed. 327 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,860 - This just goes to prove something 328 00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:05,529 I've suspected for some time. 329 00:20:05,863 --> 00:20:06,864 - What's that? 330 00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,033 - Only a witch could put on make-up this quickly. 331 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,494 - You know, you two really surprise me. 332 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,705 - What do you mean? 333 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,040 - I thought that I was the only one in class 334 00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,876 who took the time to go out undercover every night. 335 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:21,670 I had no idea that we shared the same interests. 336 00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:23,923 - Holly, you might be going out undercover, 337 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,800 but we're just going out to have some fun. 338 00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:28,510 - I should have known. 339 00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:30,971 Isn't there anything in life that's important to you? 340 00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:33,974 Do you just wanna have fun all the time? 341 00:20:34,308 --> 00:20:35,935 - Give it a rest, school's out. 342 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,062 - No, you just name one important cause 343 00:20:38,395 --> 00:20:40,105 you have ever fought for! 344 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,983 - We once petitioned for the legalization 345 00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:46,820 and the decriminalization of a (scoffing), nevermind! 346 00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:49,073 - Forget I asked. 347 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,700 - You're right, Holly, 348 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,994 we're gonna give that some serious thought 349 00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:56,372 and when we think of what we can do, 350 00:20:56,705 --> 00:20:58,332 you'll be the first to know. 351 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,001 - Well, I'm glad that you see it my way. 352 00:21:04,254 --> 00:21:04,922 - I do. 353 00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:20,688 (both laughing) 354 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,735 (rock music) 355 00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:44,461 (both laughing) 356 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,679 (phone ringing) 357 00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:57,516 - I don't understand it, Daddy. 358 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,935 I have been out here for over three hours 359 00:22:00,269 --> 00:22:02,146 and no one has even come up to me. 360 00:22:02,479 --> 00:22:04,940 - [Chief Wells] Keep at it, pumpkin, we'll get 'em. 361 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:12,281 (upbeat music) 362 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,701 - Honey, we are going out tonight. 363 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,078 - Yes! (laughing) 364 00:22:18,412 --> 00:22:20,039 - You look really good. 365 00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:46,440 Did you say something? 366 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:48,776 - No. 367 00:22:49,109 --> 00:22:51,278 (tense music) 368 00:22:56,325 --> 00:22:57,493 - Hey, are you all right? 369 00:22:57,826 --> 00:22:58,452 - What happened to you? 370 00:22:58,786 --> 00:23:00,370 - Leave me alone! 371 00:23:00,704 --> 00:23:01,789 - Let us help you. 372 00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:03,123 - How can you help me? 373 00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:04,249 - We're cops. 374 00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:07,836 - Are you sure you're cops? 375 00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,965 - Well, sometimes we're not even sure ourselves. 376 00:23:12,299 --> 00:23:14,218 - We're still in the academy but we can help you. 377 00:23:14,551 --> 00:23:16,178 Just tell us what happened to you. 378 00:23:20,641 --> 00:23:22,976 - My name is Cherry Pop, 379 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:24,603 I ran away from home when I was 15 380 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,356 and became one of the highest paid porno queens. 381 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,901 - With a name like Cherry Pop, no wonder. 382 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,153 - No, that's not my real name. 383 00:23:35,405 --> 00:23:37,282 I recently tried to get out of the porno business, 384 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,660 I released my own exercise video. 385 00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:41,286 "Boning Up with Cherry Pop." 386 00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:45,666 But the people I made the pornos for didn't like it, 387 00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:47,709 they said stop making these tapes. 388 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:49,670 - Who did this to you? 389 00:23:50,003 --> 00:23:50,963 Was it one of the actors? 390 00:23:53,215 --> 00:23:54,466 - No, not the actors, 391 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,844 the director hired someone to do this to me. 392 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,972 And now I'll never work again! 393 00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:03,142 - Why don't you just come down to the station with us 394 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,476 and file a statement 395 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,187 and testify to put these people away. 396 00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:09,898 - No, I'm afraid of them, I can't testify! 397 00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:12,568 They'll come after me, they'll kill me! 398 00:24:12,901 --> 00:24:13,443 - No, no! 399 00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:18,365 Wait, we wanna help you! 400 00:24:25,914 --> 00:24:27,583 I hate to admit it, 401 00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:30,127 but Holly might be right about something for once. 402 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,130 - What do you mean? 403 00:24:34,923 --> 00:24:36,717 - We have to grow up already. 404 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,469 We can't just waste away the rest of our lives. 405 00:24:39,803 --> 00:24:42,264 (bell ringing) 406 00:24:45,058 --> 00:24:46,018 - Yes, girls? 407 00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:47,519 - We're going undercover to investigate 408 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,313 phony roller derby matches. 409 00:24:49,646 --> 00:24:52,191 - Well, I hope those weeks of practice come in handy. 410 00:24:55,277 --> 00:24:57,321 (dramatic music) 411 00:24:57,654 --> 00:24:59,823 - And we're gonna try and shut down a Mexican donkey show. 412 00:25:00,157 --> 00:25:00,949 (guitar music) 413 00:25:01,283 --> 00:25:02,284 - There goes my weekend. 414 00:25:04,494 --> 00:25:07,414 - Miss Devonshire, we heard about a porno operation 415 00:25:07,748 --> 00:25:09,291 that hires underage girls. 416 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:10,876 We'd like to take a crack at it. 417 00:25:12,502 --> 00:25:14,254 - Girls, be serious. 418 00:25:14,588 --> 00:25:15,756 - No, we mean it. 419 00:25:16,089 --> 00:25:18,258 I know the location of the company 420 00:25:18,592 --> 00:25:20,177 and the people in charge there. 421 00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:21,595 - Very well then, 422 00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:24,014 I'll give you some equipment you can use for your cover. 423 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:27,309 - All right! 424 00:25:35,859 --> 00:25:36,902 - What's that? 425 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,195 - It's your cover. 426 00:25:38,528 --> 00:25:41,490 I'll just type your name on this phony resume 427 00:25:41,823 --> 00:25:42,866 and you'll be all set. 428 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,835 (typewriter clicking) 429 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:59,925 There, just stick a picture of yourself on the back. 430 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,134 - Thank you, Miss Devonshire. 431 00:26:01,468 --> 00:26:03,387 - And remember, in order to make an arrest, 432 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,265 you need to obtain solid evidence. 433 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:10,519 You need to catch everyone in the act. 434 00:26:10,852 --> 00:26:12,187 - Yes, I understand. 435 00:26:12,521 --> 00:26:14,564 - There is one other thing you can use. 436 00:26:17,484 --> 00:26:18,860 - It looks like a whore's purse. 437 00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:20,821 - But look inside. 438 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,119 - It is a whore's purse. 439 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,371 - No, no no, look at this. 440 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,207 - It looks like a lipstick. 441 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,335 - It may look like a lipstick but watch. 442 00:26:35,669 --> 00:26:36,128 (gun firing) 443 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,256 (bullet clunking) 444 00:26:39,589 --> 00:26:43,719 Simulated gun fire, now, watch this. 445 00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:47,139 (police siren wailing) 446 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,600 - [Both] Wow! 447 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,353 - What's that? 448 00:26:53,687 --> 00:26:55,314 - It's a portable radio, 449 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,441 but combined with these earrings, 450 00:26:57,774 --> 00:27:00,235 it's also a receiver and transmitter. 451 00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:02,779 You can talk into this earring for help 452 00:27:03,113 --> 00:27:05,073 and listen from this one. 453 00:27:05,407 --> 00:27:07,284 Your backup agent can wear the headphones 454 00:27:07,617 --> 00:27:09,244 and come to your aid. 455 00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:14,333 These are very expensive devices, just be careful. 456 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,293 Any questions? 457 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,381 - Does it come in any other colors? 458 00:27:21,715 --> 00:27:24,259 (riveting music) 459 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:33,852 - This is the place. 460 00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:46,114 - Thanks for coming along, Dwayne. 461 00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:46,990 - Yeah. 462 00:27:48,325 --> 00:27:49,326 - Well, how do I look? 463 00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:55,123 - Oh! 464 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,376 - That good, huh? 465 00:27:59,294 --> 00:28:02,506 Remember, this case is important to me. 466 00:28:02,839 --> 00:28:05,133 I'm not just doing it for our quota. 467 00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:06,510 - Hey, don't worry, 468 00:28:06,843 --> 00:28:09,388 with this transmitter we can hear everything that goes on. 469 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:10,514 Good luck. 470 00:28:18,188 --> 00:28:20,857 (seductive music) 471 00:28:32,869 --> 00:28:33,537 God. 472 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:36,415 Here. 473 00:28:39,126 --> 00:28:39,709 (rock music) 474 00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:41,545 - [Clock] Oh, 9:30. 475 00:28:43,296 --> 00:28:45,924 (moaning) 476 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:46,800 9:30. 477 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:53,432 - Can I help you? 478 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,146 - Word's out on the street you're looking for a new actress. 479 00:28:59,479 --> 00:29:02,441 - Great, get on your back and let's see what we can do. 480 00:29:03,817 --> 00:29:07,863 - Hey, listen, any work I do is considered a day's paycheck. 481 00:29:08,196 --> 00:29:10,615 So unless you're willing to start me on payroll right now, 482 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:13,618 you just better keep your clothes on. 483 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,412 - You're a pro, aren't ya? 484 00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:18,373 - I'm not just off the bus from Omaha. 485 00:29:18,707 --> 00:29:21,209 - Listen, I was just kidding about the first part. 486 00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:23,753 - Really? 487 00:29:24,087 --> 00:29:27,090 - This is great, all we need is some solid evidence now. 488 00:29:27,424 --> 00:29:29,050 - Do you think she should have gone on the couch with him? 489 00:29:29,384 --> 00:29:29,926 - Shh! 490 00:29:32,512 --> 00:29:35,474 - I brought my resume with me, 491 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,476 it'll show you what I do best. 492 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:42,856 - Quite impressive. 493 00:29:44,274 --> 00:29:47,861 - Well, I like what I do and I do it well. 494 00:29:49,779 --> 00:29:52,532 - Is there anything you wouldn't consider doing in a film? 495 00:29:52,866 --> 00:29:55,577 - Well, I don't do any animal acts. 496 00:29:57,579 --> 00:29:58,747 - Really? 497 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,291 It says here that you've done quite a few in your picture 498 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,460 "if I Could Talk to the Animals." 499 00:30:03,793 --> 00:30:05,962 Looks like you made it with half the zoo. 500 00:30:06,296 --> 00:30:08,465 - Uh, well, that was one of my earlier films. 501 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,760 (Didi gasping) 502 00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:14,429 - (laughing)Animal acts! 503 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:17,432 Who gave her that resume? 504 00:30:17,766 --> 00:30:18,808 - Miss Devonshire gave it to her. 505 00:30:19,142 --> 00:30:20,769 - I think she should've read it first. 506 00:30:24,314 --> 00:30:26,525 - Uh, I also don't do any SandM. 507 00:30:27,817 --> 00:30:29,152 - Are you sure? 508 00:30:29,486 --> 00:30:31,947 According to this you enjoy it, 509 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,741 you've done everything imaginable in your picture, 510 00:30:35,075 --> 00:30:36,576 "Beat Me in St. Louie." 511 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:40,288 - That was a long time ago, I, uh, 512 00:30:40,622 --> 00:30:41,873 I'm looking for a new image now. 513 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,210 - Are you sure you want to do a picture like ours, 514 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:46,836 I mean it's only straight sex. 515 00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:48,755 - Sounds fine to me. 516 00:30:50,423 --> 00:30:52,551 (rock music) 517 00:31:02,435 --> 00:31:04,187 - Wow, who's that? 518 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,002 - What about your fans, 519 00:31:27,335 --> 00:31:29,004 what if they don't like your new image? 520 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:36,261 Chucky, just in time. 521 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:37,846 - Yeah, time for what? 522 00:31:38,179 --> 00:31:39,472 - I'd like you to meet the actress 523 00:31:39,806 --> 00:31:42,309 who's auditioning lead opposite of you in our next film. 524 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:46,563 Chucky Long, meet Didi Fluffer. 525 00:31:51,401 --> 00:31:52,485 - Hello. 526 00:31:52,819 --> 00:31:53,320 - Hello. 527 00:31:57,532 --> 00:31:58,658 - Didi might be replacing the actress 528 00:31:58,992 --> 00:32:00,243 that you usually work with. 529 00:32:03,371 --> 00:32:05,624 - Um, what happened to the other actress? 530 00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:09,210 - Oh, we had to get rid of her because she turned 19. 531 00:32:10,211 --> 00:32:12,422 - I never thought she passed 18. 532 00:32:12,756 --> 00:32:13,506 - Hey, Chucky, since you're here, 533 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,467 why don't you read a scene with Didi. 534 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,509 - Yeah, how 'bout it? 535 00:32:16,843 --> 00:32:18,845 - I don't know, I've got a full schedule today. 536 00:32:19,179 --> 00:32:20,472 I've got an appointment at my tanning salon 537 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:21,723 and then there's my facial. 538 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:23,933 - Why don't you make time? 539 00:32:24,934 --> 00:32:27,812 ♪ Well, if you only live in it 540 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:29,981 ♪ Everybody else will too 541 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:33,360 ♪ Set on out to this mark 542 00:32:33,693 --> 00:32:35,987 - This thing's only 12 pages long. 543 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:39,532 - Our films aren't about dialogue, you should know that. 544 00:32:39,866 --> 00:32:41,701 - Oh, yeah, right. 545 00:32:42,035 --> 00:32:43,119 - All right, why don't you go ahead 546 00:32:43,453 --> 00:32:45,622 and start reading from the scene on page three. 547 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,920 - Baby, it's been a long, hard day 548 00:32:52,253 --> 00:32:53,797 and I'm looking for some relief. 549 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,468 - It looks like you came to the right place. 550 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:00,929 - [Chucky] Some things were just meant to be. 551 00:33:01,262 --> 00:33:03,723 ♪ For as long as I need 552 00:33:04,057 --> 00:33:06,351 ♪ Come and purify the disease 553 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,520 - Brilliant, you got the part! 554 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,816 - Oh, great, I'll do it for free. 555 00:33:13,149 --> 00:33:13,858 - What did you say? 556 00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:15,985 - I said we'll discuss my fee. 557 00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:17,612 - [Clock] 9:45. 558 00:33:17,946 --> 00:33:19,030 - Yeah, and I gotta get out of here, 559 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,783 unless you want me to change my stage name to Lily White. 560 00:33:22,117 --> 00:33:24,244 - [Clock] Ooh, 9245. 561 00:33:24,577 --> 00:33:26,538 - I'll see you on your back. 562 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,915 (Didi moans) 563 00:33:32,794 --> 00:33:35,422 (seductive music) 564 00:33:51,438 --> 00:33:53,857 - Congratulations, you got the part. 565 00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:55,859 - I love this job. 566 00:33:57,277 --> 00:33:59,904 (thrilling music) 567 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,579 (seductive music) 568 00:34:08,538 --> 00:34:12,000 (motorcycle engine revving) 569 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,471 (groaning) I wish I knew what slut this resume belonged to. 570 00:34:26,014 --> 00:34:27,807 - So would I, I'd like to meet her. 571 00:34:28,141 --> 00:34:28,933 - No. 572 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,652 - If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 573 00:34:39,986 --> 00:34:41,905 If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 574 00:34:43,198 --> 00:34:45,450 If you like it now, you're gonna. 575 00:34:46,993 --> 00:34:48,787 - How you doing? 576 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,830 - Um, I'm a little nervous, 577 00:34:51,164 --> 00:34:53,374 it's been a while since I've done one of these. 578 00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:56,252 There's too many people in here, 579 00:34:56,586 --> 00:34:58,171 I think I'm gonna go in the next room 580 00:34:58,505 --> 00:34:59,923 and read a few lines by myself. 581 00:35:12,101 --> 00:35:13,394 - Where did she go? 582 00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:14,771 - She said she was nervous. 583 00:35:15,104 --> 00:35:17,232 She had to go in the next room and do a few lines. 584 00:35:19,275 --> 00:35:21,861 - Understandable. (chuckles) 585 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:28,827 - [Chucky] If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 586 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,621 If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 587 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:35,208 If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 588 00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,293 If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 589 00:35:37,627 --> 00:35:40,004 If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 590 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:42,006 If you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 591 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,801 (tense music) 592 00:36:02,944 --> 00:36:06,531 - I found a book that covers all their illegal operations. 593 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,450 - Good, see if you can lift it without anyone noticing. 594 00:36:14,497 --> 00:36:15,957 - No, he might look there. 595 00:36:20,169 --> 00:36:21,921 - They're waiting for you on the set. 596 00:36:22,255 --> 00:36:23,047 - Right. 597 00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:27,468 (clock ticking) 598 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:35,059 - [Clock] (moaning) Noon. 599 00:36:37,979 --> 00:36:39,689 - Don't we have enough evidence to take them yet? 600 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:42,275 - No, not yet, we have to catch everyone in the act. 601 00:36:43,443 --> 00:36:44,861 (Shawnee sighing) 602 00:36:45,194 --> 00:36:48,907 - Is it, if you like it now, you're gonna love it later. 603 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,367 Or is it, if you like it now, you're gonna love it-- 604 00:36:51,701 --> 00:36:55,622 - Didi, I want you to meet Desiree, our director. 605 00:36:55,955 --> 00:36:56,873 - Pleased to meet you. 606 00:36:57,206 --> 00:36:59,250 - Likewise, and you probably never worked 607 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:00,919 for a woman director before. 608 00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,047 I think it might be a little different 609 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:05,548 than what you're used to. 610 00:37:06,507 --> 00:37:08,051 Sex films used to be about women 611 00:37:08,384 --> 00:37:10,011 on their knees in a peep show booth. 612 00:37:10,345 --> 00:37:12,472 Well, things aren't like that anymore. 613 00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:14,515 My films have a story, 614 00:37:14,849 --> 00:37:17,268 all the women in my films play powerful characters 615 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,520 that choose their sex partners. 616 00:37:19,854 --> 00:37:20,772 You understand? 617 00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,023 - Yes. 618 00:37:22,357 --> 00:37:23,775 - Good, now take your places. 619 00:37:29,155 --> 00:37:29,822 Oh, and Chucky. 620 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:31,407 - Yeah? 621 00:37:31,741 --> 00:37:32,742 - In the scene, 622 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,869 I'd like you to degrade her as much as possible. 623 00:37:37,705 --> 00:37:38,957 Okay, everybody, places! 624 00:37:45,922 --> 00:37:47,799 - I wish we could make our move already. 625 00:37:49,217 --> 00:37:52,637 - You wanna hear the latest tape from Severe Tire Damage? 626 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,555 - Severe Tire Damage? 627 00:37:54,889 --> 00:37:56,683 They're my favorite group, put it on. 628 00:37:58,935 --> 00:38:00,061 (rock music) 629 00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:01,020 Turn it up. 630 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,066 - [Dwayne] Woo! 631 00:38:10,238 --> 00:38:12,073 - Okay, you two know what to do, right? 632 00:38:13,449 --> 00:38:15,159 - Yeah, we got it. 633 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,252 (camera whirring) 634 00:38:24,585 --> 00:38:26,295 - "Chafed Raw", scene one, take one. 635 00:38:31,551 --> 00:38:32,343 - Action. 636 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:35,513 (lighthearted music) 637 00:38:50,945 --> 00:38:52,905 (doorbell ringing) 638 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:53,990 - Who is it? 639 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,495 - I'm a horny stud, open up and let me in. 640 00:38:59,829 --> 00:39:01,664 I wanna rape you until you're split in two. 641 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,002 (door crashing) 642 00:39:06,335 --> 00:39:07,628 - No, no cut! 643 00:39:07,962 --> 00:39:10,965 Didi, you're supposed to be frightened of him. 644 00:39:11,299 --> 00:39:13,718 You're not supposed to so goddamn anxious 645 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:15,803 you rip the door off the hinges. 646 00:39:16,137 --> 00:39:16,637 - Sorry. 647 00:39:18,264 --> 00:39:19,766 - Take it from where you left off. 648 00:39:26,147 --> 00:39:28,232 - "Chafed Raw", scene one, take two. 649 00:39:32,153 --> 00:39:33,029 - Action. 650 00:39:34,697 --> 00:39:37,241 I said action, Didi, didn't you hear me? 651 00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:40,203 - Yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody else did, too. 652 00:39:40,536 --> 00:39:43,081 (loud rock music) 653 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,002 - I forgot something my doctor told me to do. 654 00:39:48,336 --> 00:39:49,670 - Her doctor? 655 00:39:50,004 --> 00:39:51,255 Hey, you never told me she had any medical problems. 656 00:39:52,548 --> 00:39:54,175 - She never told me anything either. 657 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,512 - Uh, no, no, it's about my back. 658 00:39:57,845 --> 00:40:00,139 My doctor said that I should just stay off my feet. 659 00:40:00,473 --> 00:40:01,390 I mean on my feet! 660 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:06,437 - Didi, are you having some sort of trouble today? 661 00:40:08,147 --> 00:40:09,857 - She'll be all right, won't you? 662 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,322 - I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. 663 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,660 - Take it from where you left off. 664 00:40:20,993 --> 00:40:22,161 - You shouldn't open the door to strangers. 665 00:40:22,495 --> 00:40:23,496 I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. 666 00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:24,872 (Didi moans) 667 00:40:25,206 --> 00:40:27,208 (funky music) 668 00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:29,877 (dress ripping) 669 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,631 (Didi gasping) 670 00:40:35,716 --> 00:40:38,261 (Didi moaning) 671 00:40:43,683 --> 00:40:46,269 - I wish he'd degrade her more. 672 00:40:47,353 --> 00:40:49,438 (Didi moans) 673 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,120 - I heard from one of our sources that some vice ring 674 00:41:04,453 --> 00:41:07,039 might try to crack down on our operation. 675 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,543 You think it might be somebody in here? 676 00:41:10,877 --> 00:41:13,588 Do you think it might be one of the crew members? 677 00:41:16,716 --> 00:41:19,343 - We've worked with this crew before, we can trust them. 678 00:41:20,386 --> 00:41:21,971 - What about the new actress? 679 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,557 (Didi moaning) 680 00:41:30,479 --> 00:41:31,564 - Are you kidding? 681 00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:35,234 (loud rock music) 682 00:41:35,568 --> 00:41:37,069 - Wait a minute! 683 00:41:37,403 --> 00:41:38,821 We forgot about Didi. 684 00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:43,409 (Didi moaning) 685 00:41:43,743 --> 00:41:45,453 I think we're a little late. 686 00:41:45,786 --> 00:41:46,245 - A little late? 687 00:41:46,579 --> 00:41:47,538 (dramatic music) 688 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:50,124 (guns click) 689 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:02,261 - All right, cut. 690 00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:12,688 (dramatic music) 691 00:42:13,022 --> 00:42:17,777 - [Both] Freeze, you're under arrest! 692 00:42:19,028 --> 00:42:20,363 - Sorry we're late. 693 00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:26,244 - You lied to us, you never had sex with any zoo animals. 694 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,204 - Of course not, you fool. 695 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,917 - I'm appalled at the way you betrayed me. 696 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:35,836 You're no sister. 697 00:42:36,170 --> 00:42:38,214 - Desiree, as a director, 698 00:42:38,547 --> 00:42:42,218 you have a lot to learn about a woman's needs. 699 00:42:42,551 --> 00:42:43,594 - A vice cop? 700 00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,805 I feel used and violated. 701 00:42:47,139 --> 00:42:49,183 - Shut up, Chucky. 702 00:42:49,517 --> 00:42:51,686 - Yeah, well I faked my orgasm for you. 703 00:42:56,357 --> 00:43:00,736 - Shut up, I might be able to grant you full immunity. 704 00:43:03,489 --> 00:43:05,032 - All right, everybody outside. 705 00:43:11,163 --> 00:43:11,831 Come on! 706 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,265 - You're coming with me. 707 00:43:39,025 --> 00:43:40,609 - Didi, there's something I've got to ask you. 708 00:43:40,943 --> 00:43:41,652 - Sure, what is it? 709 00:43:43,237 --> 00:43:44,697 - Was it good? 710 00:43:45,031 --> 00:43:47,241 - Huh, the best! 711 00:43:47,575 --> 00:43:50,119 (Shawnee giggles) 712 00:43:51,579 --> 00:43:53,331 - Oops, I forgot something. 713 00:43:57,793 --> 00:44:00,338 (metal clangs) 714 00:44:05,301 --> 00:44:06,427 (troubled music) 715 00:44:06,761 --> 00:44:10,389 - [Shawnee] Come on, put your hands up, come on. 716 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:17,480 Put your hands up. 717 00:45:04,026 --> 00:45:05,778 - What are we doing at your place? 718 00:45:06,112 --> 00:45:06,654 - You'll see. 719 00:45:10,908 --> 00:45:12,034 (Chucky grunts) 720 00:45:12,368 --> 00:45:14,495 - [Chucky] Well, what're you gonna do to me now? 721 00:45:18,707 --> 00:45:19,750 - Time to get back to work! 722 00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:25,381 All right, scene two, take one! 723 00:45:25,714 --> 00:45:27,049 - [Chucky] You've got to be kidding. 724 00:45:27,383 --> 00:45:29,009 (seductive music) 725 00:45:29,343 --> 00:45:33,597 - Ooh, oh, Chucky, scene one, take two, take three! 726 00:45:35,057 --> 00:45:36,559 - Wait, I need some rest. 727 00:45:36,892 --> 00:45:38,853 (moaning) 728 00:45:39,854 --> 00:45:41,272 - Scene two, take one! 729 00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:46,360 (screaming) Scene five, six, seven! 730 00:45:47,319 --> 00:45:48,487 Oh, scene two, three, four! 731 00:45:50,531 --> 00:45:51,449 Oh, okay. 732 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:53,993 Oh. 733 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:02,293 After today I bet we're finally gonna get 734 00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:05,171 the kind of respect we deserve around here. 735 00:46:06,547 --> 00:46:08,257 - Oh, don't look now, but here comes Holly. 736 00:46:11,093 --> 00:46:13,554 - Good, she can be the first to hear. 737 00:46:16,682 --> 00:46:18,726 Holly, you know you're not supposed to come to school 738 00:46:19,059 --> 00:46:22,521 in the clothes your boyfriend makes you dress up in. 739 00:46:22,855 --> 00:46:23,898 - For your information, Didi, 740 00:46:24,231 --> 00:46:25,566 while you were sleeping in this morning, 741 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,903 I was busy breaking up a high school narcotics operation. 742 00:46:29,236 --> 00:46:30,488 - Is that so? 743 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:32,740 How many arrests did you make? 744 00:46:33,073 --> 00:46:34,033 - Four. 745 00:46:34,366 --> 00:46:36,410 - Ha, while you were busting freshmen, 746 00:46:36,744 --> 00:46:40,789 we made twice as many arrests cracking a porno operation. 747 00:46:41,123 --> 00:46:42,583 - A porno operation? 748 00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:44,502 How did you hear about that? 749 00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:47,129 - I have my sources, too. 750 00:46:47,463 --> 00:46:49,590 - Really, what sources? 751 00:46:49,924 --> 00:46:51,175 - You'll find out, 752 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:55,387 just watch and see who's going to be teacher's pet today. 753 00:46:55,721 --> 00:46:57,932 In fact, here she comes now. 754 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:02,937 - Miss Devonshire, would you like to hear 755 00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:04,522 about the arrests that I made this morning? 756 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:06,398 I got two high school seniors for dealing drugs 757 00:47:06,732 --> 00:47:08,484 and another two for writing obscenities 758 00:47:08,817 --> 00:47:09,902 on the bathroom wall. 759 00:47:10,236 --> 00:47:11,445 - Later, Holly. 760 00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:14,698 Didi, I got a report this morning. 761 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:18,077 It had something on it that was so unbelievable 762 00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:20,454 I had to hear it from you myself. 763 00:47:20,788 --> 00:47:21,872 - What is it? 764 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:26,544 - You infiltrated that porno ring yesterday, didn't you? 765 00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:27,753 - Yes. 766 00:47:28,087 --> 00:47:29,880 - Well, here's what I'm having trouble with. 767 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:32,341 It says that before you made the arrest, 768 00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:36,637 you had sex with a male lead in front of the entire crew. 769 00:47:36,971 --> 00:47:37,972 Now is that true? 770 00:47:38,305 --> 00:47:39,265 - Well, yeah. 771 00:47:39,598 --> 00:47:41,642 - How could you be so stupid, 772 00:47:41,976 --> 00:47:43,602 don't you realize we can't put these people away 773 00:47:43,936 --> 00:47:45,521 until we get a conviction? 774 00:47:45,854 --> 00:47:47,273 How is your testimony going look in court 775 00:47:47,606 --> 00:47:49,483 when it comes out that you performed a sex act 776 00:47:49,817 --> 00:47:51,694 before you made the arrest? 777 00:47:52,027 --> 00:47:53,279 - Well, I don't know. 778 00:47:53,612 --> 00:47:54,613 - It's worthless, 779 00:47:54,947 --> 00:47:57,074 you might as well let these people go right now. 780 00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:00,869 No jury is going to convict them based on your testimony. 781 00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:04,331 - Miss Devonshire, I don't think 782 00:48:04,665 --> 00:48:06,375 you can blame Didi entirely for this, 783 00:48:08,836 --> 00:48:10,170 we're also to blame. 784 00:48:10,504 --> 00:48:12,881 - Yeah, we were late making arrests. 785 00:48:13,215 --> 00:48:15,551 She had the choice between blowing her cover or blowing-- 786 00:48:15,884 --> 00:48:17,928 - Shawnee, that will be enough! 787 00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:20,598 You three are a disgrace to the entire academy. 788 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:22,600 - Go on, Didi, tell us 789 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:25,394 how you were going to be teacher's pet today. 790 00:48:25,728 --> 00:48:27,563 - Shut up, Holly. 791 00:48:27,896 --> 00:48:28,606 - No, go on, 792 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:31,317 I only had to do a few cheers for my cover, 793 00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:33,068 what did you have to do? 794 00:48:33,402 --> 00:48:34,528 - You're right, Holly, 795 00:48:34,862 --> 00:48:37,114 I should have left the case for you, 796 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:41,535 you make a much better whore than anyone in class. 797 00:48:41,869 --> 00:48:42,870 - [Students] Ooh! 798 00:48:44,913 --> 00:48:45,706 (lively music) 799 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:46,498 (punch thudding) 800 00:48:46,832 --> 00:48:48,542 (both groaning) 801 00:48:48,876 --> 00:48:51,629 (students shouting) 802 00:49:02,222 --> 00:49:03,807 - Girls, break it up! 803 00:49:18,906 --> 00:49:21,158 This is against academy rules. 804 00:49:33,379 --> 00:49:35,255 Watch out for the tires! 805 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,905 Girls, girls, break it up! 806 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,615 - Cheap trash! 807 00:50:01,949 --> 00:50:02,658 - Spoiled brat! 808 00:50:02,991 --> 00:50:04,576 - That will be enough! 809 00:50:04,910 --> 00:50:08,664 Didi, Shawnee, Dwayne, I have a special assignment for you. 810 00:50:08,997 --> 00:50:10,958 You three realize that since you can't get 811 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:12,710 a conviction on this case, 812 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:16,046 I can't count it against your quota of 1 O arrests. 813 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,756 - That's not fair, we made the arrests. 814 00:50:18,090 --> 00:50:21,719 - But since tomorrow is graduation, 815 00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:25,472 I'll give you one last chance to make your quota. 816 00:50:25,806 --> 00:50:28,976 But you have to do it completely by the book. 817 00:50:30,602 --> 00:50:33,689 There is a prostitution ring working the inner city. 818 00:50:34,022 --> 00:50:37,818 If you crack it, make the arrests, and close them down, 819 00:50:38,152 --> 00:50:41,739 you will be allowed to graduate tomorrow with the others, 820 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:42,781 that's the deal. 821 00:50:43,115 --> 00:50:45,909 You have 18 hours, good luck. 822 00:50:51,707 --> 00:50:54,460 - Miss Devonshire, I couldn't help overhearing, 823 00:50:54,793 --> 00:50:56,420 my father's been working on the inner city ring 824 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:57,796 for quite some time now. 825 00:50:58,130 --> 00:50:59,965 It's one of the Queen Bee's operations, 826 00:51:00,299 --> 00:51:02,342 every time he sends an officer out on the job, 827 00:51:02,676 --> 00:51:03,802 they never come back. 828 00:51:04,136 --> 00:51:05,429 He's lost five already. 829 00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,432 - Yes, I know. 830 00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:11,310 (menacing music) 831 00:51:14,313 --> 00:51:16,648 - I better let that group in the porno movie go. 832 00:51:16,982 --> 00:51:19,026 We can't keep them here any longer. 833 00:51:24,031 --> 00:51:26,909 (melancholy music) 834 00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:33,040 - [Cherry Pop] Excuse me. 835 00:51:33,373 --> 00:51:33,916 - Yes? 836 00:51:38,086 --> 00:51:39,505 - Well, speak up. 837 00:51:40,422 --> 00:51:41,757 - I heard on the street 838 00:51:42,090 --> 00:51:44,426 that you arrested some people making a porno movie. 839 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,554 - It's true, I was just about to let them go. 840 00:51:47,888 --> 00:51:49,348 Because of a technicality though, 841 00:51:49,681 --> 00:51:52,309 we can't get a conviction against them. 842 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,062 - That won't be necessary, 843 00:51:55,395 --> 00:51:57,397 I'm willing to testify against them. 844 00:52:01,151 --> 00:52:02,236 This book will back up everything 845 00:52:02,569 --> 00:52:03,821 I have to say against them. 846 00:52:14,623 --> 00:52:17,501 (mellow rock music) 847 00:52:34,935 --> 00:52:35,644 - I don't know how we're gonna 848 00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,145 pull this thing off in time. 849 00:52:37,479 --> 00:52:39,773 Graduation's tomorrow morning! 850 00:52:40,107 --> 00:52:41,817 - Don't worry, we have all night. 851 00:52:42,150 --> 00:52:43,151 - Look, there's one now. 852 00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:52,953 Let's get to it. 853 00:52:53,287 --> 00:52:54,913 - Remember, you gotta get her to say a price 854 00:52:55,247 --> 00:52:56,206 before you can arrest her. 855 00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:57,040 - Right. 856 00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:13,974 - Watch this. 857 00:53:21,481 --> 00:53:23,901 Hi, there, what's your name? 858 00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:26,695 - Hi, my name's Tinsel. 859 00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:27,988 - That's a pretty name. 860 00:53:28,322 --> 00:53:30,157 - Oh, thank you. 861 00:53:30,490 --> 00:53:31,450 - I just happened to notice 862 00:53:31,783 --> 00:53:32,826 you were standing here all by yourself 863 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,413 and I thought maybe you could use some company. 864 00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:40,375 - Oh, that's generous of you, I like that type. 865 00:53:41,501 --> 00:53:42,210 - Why don't you give me an idea 866 00:53:42,544 --> 00:53:43,837 on how generous I need to be. 867 00:53:45,881 --> 00:53:48,258 - Well, why don't you tell me. 868 00:53:49,217 --> 00:53:50,719 - I asked you first. 869 00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:53,388 (both laughing) 870 00:53:59,394 --> 00:54:00,687 - Hi, how ya doing? 871 00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:05,776 - He's doing fine and I'm busy, 872 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:08,737 so why don't you find your own block. 873 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:10,572 - Listen, whatever she's charging you, 874 00:54:10,906 --> 00:54:14,868 I'll do the same and throw in a continental breakfast. 875 00:54:15,202 --> 00:54:16,286 - What? 876 00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:17,788 - Continental breakfast? 877 00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:21,166 - That's right, I'll make it all by myself. 878 00:54:22,501 --> 00:54:23,543 - Hey, look, what are you lookin' for tonight, 879 00:54:23,877 --> 00:54:25,545 a good time or short order cook? 880 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,965 - What comes with this breakfast? 881 00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:32,719 - Eggs, muffins, and fresh squeezed juice. 882 00:54:33,053 --> 00:54:35,263 - Oh, this is ridiculous. 883 00:54:35,597 --> 00:54:36,974 - I'll make 'em any way you like 'em, 884 00:54:37,307 --> 00:54:40,686 hard-boiled, scrambled, or over-easy. 885 00:54:41,019 --> 00:54:41,895 - Hey, look, honey, 886 00:54:42,229 --> 00:54:43,689 I'm sorry your waitress job laid you off, 887 00:54:44,022 --> 00:54:46,191 but this is my block. 888 00:54:46,525 --> 00:54:48,568 - Enterprise is the American way. 889 00:54:48,902 --> 00:54:49,444 Which one of us? 890 00:54:51,279 --> 00:54:53,573 - All right, I'll throw in a dozen donuts. 891 00:54:53,907 --> 00:54:55,075 - Mm, glazed? 892 00:54:55,409 --> 00:54:57,411 - Huh, whatever she's charging you, 893 00:54:57,744 --> 00:54:59,663 I'll do it for 10 dollars less. 894 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:02,374 - Why now that's hitting below the belt. 895 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:03,792 - Well, how much are you? 896 00:55:05,085 --> 00:55:06,128 - Well, I'm usually 40 bucks, 897 00:55:06,461 --> 00:55:09,339 but I'll make an exception and do it for 30. 898 00:55:09,673 --> 00:55:10,924 What do you think of that? 899 00:55:11,258 --> 00:55:12,551 - Okay, we're vice cops. 900 00:55:12,884 --> 00:55:13,969 - [Both] You're under arrest. 901 00:55:14,302 --> 00:55:15,595 - What? 902 00:55:15,929 --> 00:55:18,432 - I don't know how to cook any of those things either. 903 00:55:18,765 --> 00:55:21,018 - Oh, you stinkin' piece of trash, you tricked me. 904 00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:23,353 You'll never get away with it. 905 00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:24,771 - Save it for the judge. 906 00:55:26,106 --> 00:55:28,567 (Tinsel groans) 907 00:55:34,406 --> 00:55:35,615 - How'd it go? 908 00:55:35,949 --> 00:55:39,077 - Beautiful, we did everything by the book. 909 00:55:39,411 --> 00:55:40,787 - Hey, you're just wasting your time. 910 00:55:41,121 --> 00:55:42,247 I'll be back out on the streets 911 00:55:42,581 --> 00:55:45,250 before you even get a chance to get around the block. 912 00:55:45,584 --> 00:55:49,963 - By the time you get out you'll be too old to do phone sex. 913 00:55:50,297 --> 00:55:51,965 - You watch what you're saying, you-- 914 00:55:52,299 --> 00:55:53,717 - [Didi] Get in there! 915 00:55:58,597 --> 00:56:00,140 - Hey, look, there's another one. 916 00:56:00,474 --> 00:56:03,018 (mellow rock music) 917 00:56:06,521 --> 00:56:09,024 - Let's see how fast we can bust this one. 918 00:56:22,329 --> 00:56:24,873 - You working tonight or just watching the stars? 919 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:29,669 - The only time I watch the stars is when I'm on my back. 920 00:56:31,004 --> 00:56:32,214 - That's a good position. 921 00:56:40,347 --> 00:56:42,099 - Watch out, Sparkle, it's a trap. 922 00:56:42,432 --> 00:56:44,184 - Hey, keep it to yourself. 923 00:56:44,518 --> 00:56:46,103 (Tinsel grunts) 924 00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:48,230 - You ready to go gaze at some stars? 925 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,983 - I couldn't help overhearing, 926 00:56:52,317 --> 00:56:54,986 I have a telescope at my place. 927 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,280 Why don't you come home with me instead. 928 00:56:57,614 --> 00:56:59,658 - What the hell is this? 929 00:56:59,991 --> 00:57:01,326 I've never seen you here before. 930 00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:03,662 - That's because when you're good, 931 00:57:03,995 --> 00:57:06,581 you don't spend much time out on the streets. 932 00:57:06,915 --> 00:57:10,085 - Yeah, well, you don't know who you're talkin' to. 933 00:57:10,418 --> 00:57:13,755 - What'll it be, I'd love to see the Big Dipper tonight. 934 00:57:15,090 --> 00:57:16,842 - Well, what kind of telescope do you have? 935 00:57:17,175 --> 00:57:18,093 - Hey, screw this. 936 00:57:18,426 --> 00:57:20,720 Hey, I'm $40, do you want it or not? 937 00:57:21,054 --> 00:57:22,139 - Yeah, I want it. 938 00:57:22,472 --> 00:57:24,224 - [Dwayne And Shawnee] You're under arrest! 939 00:57:24,558 --> 00:57:26,434 - Hey, you tricked me. 940 00:57:26,768 --> 00:57:28,186 - Honey, you must be good 941 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,396 because you're not gonna be spending much time out 942 00:57:29,729 --> 00:57:31,523 on the street either. 943 00:57:31,857 --> 00:57:32,399 - Uh, no! 944 00:57:35,068 --> 00:57:36,528 Ow, ow, hey, ow, ow! 945 00:57:40,448 --> 00:57:42,284 - Oh, Tinsel, they got you, too? 946 00:57:43,827 --> 00:57:44,494 Oh. 947 00:57:45,704 --> 00:57:46,830 - Join the party. 948 00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:51,418 (Sparkle screaming) 949 00:57:55,964 --> 00:57:57,132 - [Shawnee] Nice. 950 00:58:06,725 --> 00:58:08,143 - Cheap floozies. 951 00:58:08,476 --> 00:58:09,561 - They're like scum. 952 00:58:09,895 --> 00:58:11,021 - Two-bit con artists. 953 00:58:11,354 --> 00:58:12,772 - Shut up back there! 954 00:58:13,106 --> 00:58:14,107 - [Tinsel and Sparkle] Oh! 955 00:58:14,441 --> 00:58:15,108 - This is easier than I thought it would be. 956 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,235 - What we need to do is 957 00:58:17,569 --> 00:58:18,904 to start picking them up in quantity. 958 00:58:19,237 --> 00:58:20,155 - How do we do that? 959 00:58:20,488 --> 00:58:21,948 - Well, this one at a time stuffs all right, 960 00:58:22,282 --> 00:58:24,201 but I'm sure there's a whole group of people 961 00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:25,869 somewhere all in one place. 962 00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:28,914 All we need to do is find them and make one big arrest. 963 00:58:29,247 --> 00:58:30,874 - That's great if we can find them. 964 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,376 - We will, come on, let's go. 965 00:58:38,173 --> 00:58:40,842 (Tinsel groaning) 966 00:58:51,853 --> 00:58:54,522 (Tinsel groaning) 967 00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:01,404 Look, there it is, a laundromat posing 968 00:59:01,738 --> 00:59:03,323 as a front for prostitution. 969 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,576 - Oh, no, they found it! 970 00:59:08,495 --> 00:59:11,206 (Sultry music) 971 00:59:18,838 --> 00:59:22,342 - I think I need a special cover for this. 972 00:59:27,389 --> 00:59:30,976 Hello, girls, I'm looking to party. 973 00:59:31,309 --> 00:59:33,478 I have a lot of money, here! 974 00:59:33,812 --> 00:59:35,438 - How much are we talkin' about? 975 00:59:36,523 --> 00:59:37,857 - I am looking for good prices. 976 00:59:39,067 --> 00:59:41,361 - You can have us all for $150. 977 00:59:44,489 --> 00:59:47,033 - Up against the wall, spread 'em. 978 00:59:48,159 --> 00:59:48,827 - Say what? 979 00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:51,454 - Look, here he comes. 980 00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:55,250 (women shrieking) 981 00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:57,585 - [B-Girl] Ow! 982 01:00:01,506 --> 01:00:03,383 - [Dwayne] Get in there. 983 01:00:08,888 --> 01:00:09,848 - [B-Girl] Sparkle, Tinsel? 984 01:00:10,181 --> 01:00:12,434 - Save the reunion for later. 985 01:00:13,601 --> 01:00:14,853 We're half-way there. 986 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:15,895 - What about the johns? 987 01:00:16,229 --> 01:00:17,188 - You have to go to the bathroom? 988 01:00:17,522 --> 01:00:18,690 - No, now that the laundromat is empty, 989 01:00:19,024 --> 01:00:21,776 Didi and I can take over and arrest some of their customers. 990 01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:23,945 - Yeah, we can make our quota right here. 991 01:00:24,279 --> 01:00:24,863 - Get to it. 992 01:00:25,196 --> 01:00:25,739 - Yeah! 993 01:00:27,407 --> 01:00:30,285 (B-Girls screaming) 994 01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:38,418 - Girls, it's okay of you wanna struggle 995 01:00:38,752 --> 01:00:41,296 and try to get loose, I like to watch. 996 01:00:41,629 --> 01:00:43,173 - [B-Girls] Pervert! 997 01:00:44,632 --> 01:00:47,886 (subdued music) 998 01:00:48,219 --> 01:00:49,429 - What do we do now? 999 01:00:49,763 --> 01:00:51,014 - Look like we mean business. 1000 01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:05,153 - Oh, I'm just looking for change. 1001 01:01:09,616 --> 01:01:12,160 - I think you came to the right place. 1002 01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:14,245 - So what are you doing? 1003 01:01:14,579 --> 01:01:15,372 - My laundry. 1004 01:01:16,581 --> 01:01:17,624 - Aren't you supposed to take off 1005 01:01:17,957 --> 01:01:19,292 all your clothes before you wash 'em? 1006 01:01:19,626 --> 01:01:23,296 - Sometimes, but I like to do two things at once. 1007 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:24,547 - Really? 1008 01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:28,968 - (laughing) So what brings you here? 1009 01:01:29,302 --> 01:01:31,179 A hot rinse, a fast tumble, 1010 01:01:31,513 --> 01:01:33,181 or something on the more delicate side? 1011 01:01:34,557 --> 01:01:35,725 - Gee, I don't know, what'll this get me? 1012 01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:38,144 - Ooh, that will get me to wash all my clothes. 1013 01:01:40,605 --> 01:01:43,566 - So can we go in one of the rooms in back? 1014 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,485 - Sounds like you've been here before. 1015 01:01:47,112 --> 01:01:49,072 I think the back's a little crowded, 1016 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:50,782 why don't we just do it right here? 1017 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,494 - Right here, in front of everybody? 1018 01:01:54,828 --> 01:01:56,621 - (laughing) Don't worry, we'll have privacy. 1019 01:01:58,331 --> 01:01:59,249 - A laundry bag? 1020 01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:03,336 - There's plenty of room, look. (laughing) 1021 01:02:03,670 --> 01:02:05,713 Now why don't you just join me. 1022 01:02:07,382 --> 01:02:08,049 - All right. 1023 01:02:10,468 --> 01:02:13,388 - Here, you put it in place while I get to work, huh? 1024 01:02:16,474 --> 01:02:17,308 - Hey, what are you doing? 1025 01:02:17,642 --> 01:02:18,768 - You're under arrest, Bozo! 1026 01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:20,937 - This, this is entrapment. 1027 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:23,440 - Huh, yeah and it worked real well. 1028 01:02:25,608 --> 01:02:27,360 - I'll check the back to see if we got 'em all. 1029 01:02:27,694 --> 01:02:29,279 - Good, I'll take him outside. 1030 01:02:37,704 --> 01:02:39,289 Open up the back, I got another one. 1031 01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:40,832 - That was fast. 1032 01:02:41,166 --> 01:02:41,833 (tire iron thuds) (grunting) 1033 01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:43,001 She's got a tire iron! 1034 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:45,587 (tense music) 1035 01:02:49,883 --> 01:02:51,801 - Uh, Dwayne, help, Dwayne! 1036 01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:52,594 - I'm trying. 1037 01:02:52,927 --> 01:02:53,761 - Help, Dwayne! 1038 01:02:54,095 --> 01:02:55,096 - [B-Girl] Get her, get her. 1039 01:02:55,430 --> 01:02:57,765 - Hey, get the keys to these damn things. 1040 01:03:02,937 --> 01:03:04,731 - I got 'em, I got 'em! 1041 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:11,654 - Let's take them back to our warehouse 1042 01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:14,324 around the corner, we'll take care of them there. 1043 01:03:22,665 --> 01:03:26,127 (B-Girls laughing) 1044 01:03:26,461 --> 01:03:27,587 - You're tampering with police business. 1045 01:03:27,921 --> 01:03:29,422 - You can't get away with this. 1046 01:03:31,216 --> 01:03:32,550 - [Center B-Girl] Just shut it up already! 1047 01:03:32,884 --> 01:03:35,637 (engine sputtering) 1048 01:03:44,812 --> 01:03:47,982 (police siren wailing) 1049 01:03:51,402 --> 01:03:54,280 (B-Girls screaming) 1050 01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,835 - [B-Girls] Oh, call a tow truck. 1051 01:04:16,636 --> 01:04:18,555 - [TV] Welcome to a theater (phone ringing) 1052 01:04:18,888 --> 01:04:20,181 that's been closed for 50 years. 1053 01:04:20,515 --> 01:04:21,516 - Hello? 1054 01:04:21,849 --> 01:04:23,017 - Oh, Chuck, we were in the middle of an arrest 1055 01:04:23,351 --> 01:04:23,977 and something went wrong, 1056 01:04:24,310 --> 01:04:25,353 they've got Shawnee and Dwayne. 1057 01:04:25,687 --> 01:04:26,646 I need your help to save them. 1058 01:04:26,980 --> 01:04:28,273 - Oh, yeah, how am I supposed to help? 1059 01:04:28,606 --> 01:04:30,275 You left me handcuffed to the bed. 1060 01:04:30,608 --> 01:04:31,901 - I left you the key under the telephone, 1061 01:04:32,235 --> 01:04:33,486 I thought you'd find it by now. 1062 01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:35,238 - [TV] When the lights go down, 1063 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:39,492 the body count goes up. 1064 01:04:39,826 --> 01:04:41,452 - Great, thanks a lot, 1065 01:04:41,786 --> 01:04:43,913 now I'll see if I can walk after last night. 1066 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,749 - Chucky, please don't let me down. 1067 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,752 They took them to a warehouse near Cahuenga and Lankershim. 1068 01:04:50,962 --> 01:04:52,589 Meet me there as soon as you can. 1069 01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:54,882 - Okay, okay, goodbye. 1070 01:04:57,093 --> 01:04:58,469 - [TV] I mean, right now. 1071 01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:02,682 (dramatic music) 1072 01:05:17,196 --> 01:05:18,156 - Help, help, 1073 01:05:19,699 --> 01:05:20,450 help, help! 1074 01:05:22,744 --> 01:05:24,037 - You can yell all you want 1075 01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:26,372 'cause there ain't nobody around to hear ya. 1076 01:05:29,709 --> 01:05:33,713 - (gasps) Oh, Chucky, I'm so glad you're here. 1077 01:05:34,047 --> 01:05:35,673 - You know, I don't know why I'm doing this for you. 1078 01:05:36,007 --> 01:05:37,508 - There's something I wanted to tell you. 1079 01:05:37,842 --> 01:05:38,968 - What is it? 1080 01:05:39,302 --> 01:05:40,970 - Well, this is kind of awkward for me. 1081 01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:44,682 Even though I only find you attractive 1082 01:05:45,016 --> 01:05:46,643 on a strictly physical level 1083 01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:49,437 and I could never take you home to meet my parents, 1084 01:05:50,438 --> 01:05:51,814 I still think I love you. 1085 01:05:52,899 --> 01:05:54,609 - I sorta feel the same way about you. 1086 01:05:54,942 --> 01:05:57,403 (stirring music) 1087 01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,326 There's one other thing. 1088 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,661 - What? 1089 01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:07,497 - I lied to you before, I didn't fake my orgasm for you. 1090 01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:11,000 - I kinda figured that one out on my own. 1091 01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:13,670 Come on, let's go. 1092 01:06:16,964 --> 01:06:19,676 (door creaking) 1093 01:06:24,806 --> 01:06:25,723 Follow me. 1094 01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:34,107 Okay, this way. 1095 01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:42,865 - The Queen Bee will see you now. 1096 01:06:57,964 --> 01:06:59,882 - Now just be quiet and wait. 1097 01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:28,035 - So you're the two that thought 1098 01:07:28,369 --> 01:07:30,788 that you could crack my crime ring? 1099 01:07:31,998 --> 01:07:32,999 (B-Girls laughing) 1100 01:07:33,332 --> 01:07:34,333 But you didn't expect to run up 1101 01:07:34,667 --> 01:07:36,085 against the Queen Bee, now did you? 1102 01:07:36,419 --> 01:07:36,961 (fanfare music) 1103 01:07:37,295 --> 01:07:38,671 - Who? 1104 01:07:39,005 --> 01:07:40,465 - The Queen Bee. 1105 01:07:40,798 --> 01:07:42,300 (fanfare music) 1106 01:07:42,633 --> 01:07:43,760 - Are we supposed to know you? 1107 01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,430 - The Queen Bee, the one who runs all 1108 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:51,392 these inner city drug and prostitution rings. 1109 01:07:51,726 --> 01:07:52,894 - Don't recognize the name. 1110 01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:56,606 - I thought you said they were cops. 1111 01:07:56,939 --> 01:07:58,065 - Well, that's what I thought. 1112 01:08:00,026 --> 01:08:02,653 - Miss Bee, we're not police officers, 1113 01:08:02,987 --> 01:08:05,698 we're students at the Vice Academy. 1114 01:08:06,032 --> 01:08:06,824 - The academy, the academy? 1115 01:08:08,284 --> 01:08:11,370 (B-Girls laughing) 1116 01:08:11,704 --> 01:08:12,914 These people are rookies. 1117 01:08:20,713 --> 01:08:23,424 - Your people cost me a thousand dollars 1118 01:08:23,758 --> 01:08:25,218 and I'm gonna take it out of your hide. 1119 01:08:25,551 --> 01:08:28,971 And from what I can see now, you're about 950 short. 1120 01:08:31,432 --> 01:08:34,393 - Didn't you realize that our police force 1121 01:08:34,727 --> 01:08:38,022 has already sent out five undercover agents 1122 01:08:38,356 --> 01:08:41,359 to pose as hookers in my ring. 1123 01:08:41,692 --> 01:08:45,988 We captured all five and we haven't heard from them since. 1124 01:08:47,073 --> 01:08:47,949 - What happened to them? 1125 01:08:49,408 --> 01:08:52,662 (B-Girls laughing) 1126 01:08:52,995 --> 01:08:55,832 - Well, we sent them overseas. 1127 01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:59,335 We sold them into white slavery. 1128 01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:00,837 They don't bother me anymore 1129 01:09:01,921 --> 01:09:05,174 and soon you'll join them, very soon. 1130 01:09:06,467 --> 01:09:07,802 - What about me? 1131 01:09:08,135 --> 01:09:09,387 - What about you? 1132 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:13,099 Oh, we have a special assignment for you. 1133 01:09:13,432 --> 01:09:16,227 We need someone to watch over all of those girls. 1134 01:09:16,561 --> 01:09:18,729 That's something I think you could do quite well. 1135 01:09:19,063 --> 01:09:20,731 - Watch a group of girls, 1136 01:09:21,065 --> 01:09:23,109 that doesn't sound so bad, I might even enjoy it. 1137 01:09:23,442 --> 01:09:27,697 - (laughing) I doubt that, 1138 01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:31,033 because first we're going to castrate you. 1139 01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:33,703 (menacing music) 1140 01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:35,913 - Help, somebody help us! 1141 01:09:38,082 --> 01:09:41,836 - Scream all you want, no one can help you now. 1142 01:09:42,169 --> 01:09:44,589 (women laughing) 1143 01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:50,970 - You can't capture that entire group, 1144 01:09:51,304 --> 01:09:52,430 you might as well call the police now 1145 01:09:52,763 --> 01:09:54,098 before we get caught also. 1146 01:09:54,432 --> 01:09:55,808 You heard what she'd do to us, 1147 01:09:56,142 --> 01:09:58,978 there are some things a man won't sacrifice, no matter what. 1148 01:09:59,312 --> 01:10:00,396 - Chucky, it's no time to talk 1149 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:03,399 about major surgery, I have a plan. 1150 01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:04,859 - A plan, right. 1151 01:10:05,192 --> 01:10:08,654 - I still have a few tricks left up my sleeve, 1152 01:10:08,988 --> 01:10:09,864 just trust me. 1153 01:10:11,198 --> 01:10:13,200 Okay, now I want you to make a tape recording 1154 01:10:13,534 --> 01:10:16,913 of you sounding like a police officer arresting everybody. 1155 01:10:17,246 --> 01:10:17,788 Now go on, try it. 1156 01:10:18,122 --> 01:10:19,373 (recorder clicks) 1157 01:10:19,707 --> 01:10:20,458 - This is the police chief, you're all under arrest. 1158 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:21,792 (recorder clicks) 1159 01:10:22,126 --> 01:10:24,921 - No, no, no, make it sound more convincing. 1160 01:10:25,254 --> 01:10:28,424 Use the voice that you use in your movies. 1161 01:10:28,758 --> 01:10:30,468 - This is the police chief, you're all under arrest. 1162 01:10:30,801 --> 01:10:31,802 Put your hands in the air, 1163 01:10:32,136 --> 01:10:33,137 you have the right to remain silent, 1164 01:10:33,471 --> 01:10:34,597 don't move or we'll shoot. 1165 01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:35,973 We have the building surrounded. 1166 01:10:36,307 --> 01:10:37,850 Anything you say can and will be used against you 1167 01:10:38,184 --> 01:10:39,560 in a court of law. 1168 01:10:39,894 --> 01:10:42,313 Don't try to escape, we're sending for backup units. 1169 01:10:42,647 --> 01:10:45,232 - That was great, where'd you learn to say all that? 1170 01:10:45,566 --> 01:10:47,109 - Oh, I've been arrested a few times. 1171 01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:50,529 - Hmm, hurry, we got to get back to where we were 1172 01:10:50,863 --> 01:10:51,948 before the tape starts. 1173 01:10:54,825 --> 01:10:58,037 - Oh, get those shipping crates over here, will you? 1174 01:10:58,371 --> 01:11:00,748 And don't forget to punch some holes in them this time 1175 01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,918 so they don't suffocate like the last group. 1176 01:11:04,251 --> 01:11:05,586 (feedback squeaks) 1177 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:06,921 - [Tape Recording] This is the police chief, 1178 01:11:07,254 --> 01:11:08,297 you're all under arrest. 1179 01:11:08,631 --> 01:11:10,299 - What the hell is that? 1180 01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:12,009 - It's a trick, Queen Bee. 1181 01:11:12,343 --> 01:11:13,844 - Yeah, pack these two up. 1182 01:11:15,221 --> 01:11:16,055 - [Tape Recording] Put your hands in the air, 1183 01:11:16,389 --> 01:11:17,515 don't move or we'll shoot. 1184 01:11:20,017 --> 01:11:22,979 - It is a trick, they wouldn't shoot with two hostages. 1185 01:11:23,312 --> 01:11:25,982 (B-Girls laughing) 1186 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:30,569 - This is no time to fix your make-up. 1187 01:11:30,903 --> 01:11:32,029 - Sh! 1188 01:11:32,363 --> 01:11:34,699 (gun firing) 1189 01:11:35,032 --> 01:11:36,909 (B-Girls screaming) 1190 01:11:37,243 --> 01:11:40,079 - Oh my God, I forgot, they're rookies, 1191 01:11:40,413 --> 01:11:41,205 they'll shoot at anything. 1192 01:11:41,539 --> 01:11:42,790 (B-Girl screams) 1193 01:11:43,124 --> 01:11:43,916 - [Tape Recording] We have the place surrounded, 1194 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:45,292 you have the right to remain silent. 1195 01:11:45,626 --> 01:11:47,628 - What do we do now, Queen Bee? 1196 01:11:47,962 --> 01:11:50,172 - This place is a honeycomb of mazes, 1197 01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:53,175 they'll never catch us, follow me. 1198 01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:54,760 (lively music) 1199 01:11:55,094 --> 01:11:55,803 - [Tape Recording] Don't try to escape, 1200 01:11:56,137 --> 01:11:58,180 we're sending backup units. 1201 01:12:16,073 --> 01:12:18,993 (police siren wailing) 1202 01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:29,420 - Listen to that! 1203 01:12:29,754 --> 01:12:31,130 - [B-Girl] Which way now? 1204 01:12:31,464 --> 01:12:33,049 - This way, B-Girls. 1205 01:12:42,725 --> 01:12:44,101 - Didi, hOW'd you find us? 1206 01:12:44,435 --> 01:12:46,979 - Never mind, we have to catch them before they get away. 1207 01:12:47,313 --> 01:12:48,022 - What's he doing here? 1208 01:12:48,355 --> 01:12:50,149 - He was the only one I could call to help us. 1209 01:12:50,483 --> 01:12:51,734 - What's he done so far? 1210 01:12:52,985 --> 01:12:55,071 - Don't move or we'll shoot. 1211 01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:56,447 - Good work. 1212 01:12:56,781 --> 01:12:59,033 - Hurry, we have to get them before they find their way out. 1213 01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:02,912 (dramatic music) 1214 01:13:06,373 --> 01:13:06,957 (police siren wailing) 1215 01:13:07,291 --> 01:13:09,627 (lively music) 1216 01:13:17,176 --> 01:13:17,843 - I thought you said this place was a maze of honeycombs. 1217 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:22,890 - I am the Queen Bee not the maze keeper! 1218 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,184 This must be the way out. 1219 01:13:25,518 --> 01:13:27,853 (lively music) 1220 01:13:32,691 --> 01:13:33,359 Hurry, girls. 1221 01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:39,281 Faster, B-Girls, faster! 1222 01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:47,081 - Hey, how did you get untied? 1223 01:13:47,414 --> 01:13:48,999 - It's a professional secret. 1224 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:51,127 - Oh, yeah, well, what kind of professional secret 1225 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,378 have you got for this? 1226 01:13:52,711 --> 01:13:55,089 (gun clicking 1227 01:13:56,257 --> 01:13:58,467 (seductive music) 1228 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:01,178 (tense music) 1229 01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:09,186 - Dwayne, Dwayne! 1230 01:14:14,275 --> 01:14:16,193 Dwayne, the pressure point! 1231 01:14:17,403 --> 01:14:19,572 (clanging) 1232 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:29,582 - I thought we were gonna do everything by the book. 1233 01:14:29,915 --> 01:14:31,917 - We are, I'm just using a different book. 1234 01:14:41,135 --> 01:14:41,886 - [Queen Bee] Follow me. 1235 01:14:42,219 --> 01:14:44,430 (lively music) 1236 01:14:49,894 --> 01:14:50,936 (uneasy music) 1237 01:14:51,270 --> 01:14:56,025 - Chucky Long (gasps), it's you! 1238 01:14:58,652 --> 01:15:01,322 Oh, Mr, Long, I'm your biggest fan. 1239 01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,535 You can have it for free. 1240 01:15:08,454 --> 01:15:09,997 - You like it kinky? 1241 01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:15,628 - (sighing) Does the Queen Bee sleep on her back? 1242 01:15:20,633 --> 01:15:22,718 (moaning) 1243 01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:36,440 - Now, wait here while we catch the others. 1244 01:15:36,774 --> 01:15:40,069 - (shrieking) Damn you! 1245 01:15:40,402 --> 01:15:41,111 This is the last time I ever spend 1246 01:15:41,445 --> 01:15:42,863 a quarter to see one of your films! 1247 01:15:44,531 --> 01:15:46,033 (lively music) 1248 01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:48,160 - What the hell happened to you? 1249 01:15:48,494 --> 01:15:49,995 - Sparkle, how did you get handcuffed? 1250 01:15:50,329 --> 01:15:54,041 - Oh, never mind, it was just a brief infatuation. 1251 01:16:01,548 --> 01:16:02,466 (tense music) 1252 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,051 - Come on, come on, come on! 1253 01:16:09,848 --> 01:16:11,141 - What happened to you? 1254 01:16:11,475 --> 01:16:14,895 - [Snake] I don't know, when that girl took off her blouse, 1255 01:16:15,229 --> 01:16:18,190 it had an effect on me like I never experienced before. 1256 01:16:18,524 --> 01:16:19,525 - Oh, really? 1257 01:16:19,858 --> 01:16:22,278 Well, we'll have to discuss it, later! 1258 01:16:22,611 --> 01:16:25,072 (lively music) 1259 01:16:42,923 --> 01:16:44,883 This must be the way out. 1260 01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:04,320 Something's wrong! 1261 01:17:07,406 --> 01:17:08,157 - Go! 1262 01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:11,243 (B-Girls screaming) 1263 01:17:12,661 --> 01:17:15,247 (tense music) 1264 01:17:18,751 --> 01:17:19,418 - Didi! 1265 01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:21,295 - Yeah! 1266 01:17:21,628 --> 01:17:22,838 - Oh, great we got them! 1267 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:26,425 Oh, Chucky, we couldn't have done it without you! 1268 01:17:26,759 --> 01:17:28,260 - Hey, wait, what time is it? 1269 01:17:28,594 --> 01:17:30,054 - It's after seven in the morning! 1270 01:17:30,387 --> 01:17:32,222 - Hurry, we're gonna miss graduation. 1271 01:17:32,556 --> 01:17:35,309 ("William Tell Overture") 1272 01:17:35,642 --> 01:17:37,102 Come on! 1273 01:17:37,436 --> 01:17:37,895 (engine sputters) 1274 01:17:38,228 --> 01:17:38,771 Go! 1275 01:18:01,335 --> 01:18:04,213 (record scratching) 1276 01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:10,469 ("Pomp and Circumstance") 1277 01:18:23,565 --> 01:18:26,443 (record scratching) 1278 01:18:55,597 --> 01:18:59,726 (microphone feedback squeaking) 1279 01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:03,105 - Congratulations on your commencement. 1280 01:19:04,481 --> 01:19:07,443 Graduating the Vice Academy is an honor 1281 01:19:07,776 --> 01:19:10,863 that only we can bestow upon you. 1282 01:19:12,406 --> 01:19:15,409 Soon you will be working hand in hand 1283 01:19:15,742 --> 01:19:18,745 as proud members of the police force. 1284 01:19:19,079 --> 01:19:20,497 Cleaning up our streets 1285 01:19:20,831 --> 01:19:24,001 of all the sleaze, slime, and filth, 1286 01:19:25,419 --> 01:19:27,880 that make our academy strong. 1287 01:19:29,548 --> 01:19:32,634 Ancl now, Police Chief Wells would like to say a few words. 1288 01:19:33,552 --> 01:19:36,555 (Holly applauding) 1289 01:19:45,355 --> 01:19:46,523 - Thank you very much 1290 01:19:46,857 --> 01:19:50,736 for those very kind words, Miss Devonshire. 1291 01:19:51,069 --> 01:19:55,157 You said them just the way I had them written. 1292 01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:57,159 (Miss Devonshire laughing) 1293 01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:59,870 (students groaning) 1294 01:20:00,204 --> 01:20:03,499 I'm especially proud of my daughter Holly, 1295 01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:05,417 and all of you for that matter. 1296 01:20:05,751 --> 01:20:08,212 (tense music) 1297 01:20:13,425 --> 01:20:16,303 - Faster, Didi, faster! 1298 01:20:16,637 --> 01:20:17,221 (students screaming) 1299 01:20:17,554 --> 01:20:19,556 - Of the glorious graduates-- 1300 01:20:19,890 --> 01:20:22,518 (students screaming) 1301 01:20:25,812 --> 01:20:27,689 - Miss Devonshire, wait! 1302 01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:30,567 - What in the world? 1303 01:20:30,901 --> 01:20:34,321 - You can't start graduation without us! 1304 01:20:34,655 --> 01:20:36,615 - How dare you interrupt my father's speech. 1305 01:20:36,949 --> 01:20:38,242 - Shut up, you'll wanna see this. 1306 01:20:57,386 --> 01:21:02,140 (all shouting) (dramatic music) 1307 01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:08,397 - I don't believe it. 1308 01:21:08,730 --> 01:21:10,941 - The Queen Bee, my own police force 1309 01:21:11,275 --> 01:21:12,693 hasn't been able to bring her in. 1310 01:21:13,026 --> 01:21:15,737 - Yes, I know, we got them to confess 1311 01:21:16,071 --> 01:21:17,447 to where they had all of your agents 1312 01:21:17,781 --> 01:21:20,409 that they'd previously captured. 1313 01:21:20,742 --> 01:21:24,496 - This is the greatest sting operation I've ever seen. 1314 01:21:24,830 --> 01:21:28,333 Better than anything my own police officers have ever done, 1315 01:21:28,667 --> 01:21:31,920 better than anything my own daughter is capable of. 1316 01:21:32,254 --> 01:21:34,965 - Daddy, how could you? 1317 01:21:35,299 --> 01:21:36,300 - Oh, but, pumpkin-- 1318 01:21:36,633 --> 01:21:37,551 - Don't touch me! 1319 01:21:37,884 --> 01:21:38,343 - Princess. 1320 01:21:38,677 --> 01:21:39,511 - Just leave me alone. 1321 01:21:39,845 --> 01:21:43,473 - A-ha, just as I thought! 1322 01:21:43,807 --> 01:21:44,516 - What? 1323 01:21:44,850 --> 01:21:47,811 - There are only nine people in the van, 1324 01:21:48,145 --> 01:21:51,481 their quota was 1 O and they failed to meet it. 1325 01:21:51,815 --> 01:21:52,524 - But-- 1326 01:21:52,858 --> 01:21:54,693 - You know as well as I 1327 01:21:55,027 --> 01:21:57,279 that they can't be allowed to graduate. 1328 01:21:57,613 --> 01:21:59,823 - But surely you can make an exception in this case. 1329 01:22:00,157 --> 01:22:02,284 The Queen Bee should count double. 1330 01:22:02,618 --> 01:22:03,201 (all talk at once) 1331 01:22:03,535 --> 01:22:04,036 - [Chief Wells] Literally. 1332 01:22:05,329 --> 01:22:07,497 - We do things by the book around here. 1333 01:22:07,831 --> 01:22:10,626 The requirement was 10 and they failed to meet it. 1334 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:12,002 (somber music) 1335 01:22:12,336 --> 01:22:13,378 - I'm afraid she's right, 1336 01:22:14,921 --> 01:22:16,006 the requirement is 10. 1337 01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:18,133 I'm very sorry. 1338 01:22:19,426 --> 01:22:21,637 - You forgot to count me, it is 10. 1339 01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:22,846 - [Didi] Chucky, what are you doing? 1340 01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:24,681 - Be quiet, I owe you. 1341 01:22:25,015 --> 01:22:26,099 - Why aren't you in the back with the rest of them? 1342 01:22:26,433 --> 01:22:28,685 - They let me in front on account of good behavior. 1343 01:22:30,896 --> 01:22:34,524 - Chucky, how can I ever repay you? 1344 01:22:34,858 --> 01:22:35,817 - Post my bail. 1345 01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:38,737 - It looks like you three are graduating. 1346 01:22:39,071 --> 01:22:40,530 - Please reconsider, 1347 01:22:40,864 --> 01:22:43,033 this one can't even keep her clothes on. 1348 01:22:43,367 --> 01:22:45,118 - This is the most arrests we've had at one time 1349 01:22:45,452 --> 01:22:47,996 since we booked that group in the porno movie. 1350 01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:50,123 - We were the ones who brought in that group. 1351 01:22:50,457 --> 01:22:51,708 But since Miss Devonshire said 1352 01:22:52,042 --> 01:22:53,293 that we couldn't convict 'em, 1353 01:22:53,627 --> 01:22:55,545 it wouldn't count against our quota. 1354 01:22:55,879 --> 01:22:56,963 - What are you talking about? 1355 01:22:57,297 --> 01:22:59,508 We had a witness come in here yesterday. 1356 01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:00,884 We've got a conviction that's good enough 1357 01:23:01,218 --> 01:23:03,762 to put the whole group away for some time. 1358 01:23:04,096 --> 01:23:04,680 - What? 1359 01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:07,057 - Oh, didn't I mention that? 1360 01:23:08,892 --> 01:23:09,685 - Hi, you guys- 1361 01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:11,353 - Cherry Pop! - Hi, Cherry! 1362 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:15,399 - We have good news, we're graduating! 1363 01:23:15,732 --> 01:23:16,692 - I have good news, too, 1364 01:23:17,025 --> 01:23:18,402 my exercise video just went platinum! 1365 01:23:18,735 --> 01:23:22,698 Germ, Shawnee, and Cherry cheer) 1366 01:23:25,075 --> 01:23:27,828 (all groaning) 1367 01:23:28,161 --> 01:23:29,830 - Get outta town! - God. 1368 01:23:31,498 --> 01:23:35,460 - Oh, let me see now, our arrest quota is actually 20, 1369 01:23:36,878 --> 01:23:38,422 that's the highest in the academy's history, 1370 01:23:38,755 --> 01:23:40,048 do you know what that means? 1371 01:23:43,093 --> 01:23:46,596 ("Pomp and Circumstance") 1372 01:23:57,566 --> 01:24:00,277 Congratulations on a job well clone. 1373 01:24:05,699 --> 01:24:06,867 - Thank you, sir. 1374 01:24:08,994 --> 01:24:09,870 - Thank you. 1375 01:24:11,163 --> 01:24:12,998 - How's it feel watching us graduate 1376 01:24:13,331 --> 01:24:15,709 when there's nothing you can do about it? 1377 01:24:16,042 --> 01:24:16,793 (clanging) 1378 01:24:17,127 --> 01:24:19,045 - Let's hear it for our valedictorians! 1379 01:24:20,088 --> 01:24:22,090 (audience applauding) 1380 01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:24,968 (Chucky whistles) 1381 01:24:35,353 --> 01:24:38,106 - So, is there really money in making exercise videos? 1382 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,733 - Are you kidding, 1383 01:24:40,066 --> 01:24:43,111 at this rate I'll be able to retire at 18. (giggling) 1384 01:24:43,445 --> 01:24:45,989 - This could be the new career move I've been looking for. 1385 01:24:46,323 --> 01:24:49,493 Hmm, "Pump it up with Chucky Long," got a nice ring to it. 1386 01:24:52,412 --> 01:24:55,248 - Come, Miss Devonshire, we have a trip to make downtown. 1387 01:24:57,876 --> 01:25:00,796 (graduates cheering) 1388 01:25:07,010 --> 01:25:09,888 (prisoners yelling) 1389 01:25:10,972 --> 01:25:12,224 You know, I have to give you credit 1390 01:25:12,557 --> 01:25:14,226 for your class this semester. 1391 01:25:14,559 --> 01:25:16,019 I'm sure your three prized pupils 1392 01:25:16,353 --> 01:25:18,688 will work very well side by side with you. 1393 01:25:19,773 --> 01:25:21,441 - You don't mean it. 1394 01:25:21,775 --> 01:25:22,776 - Of course I do, 1395 01:25:23,109 --> 01:25:24,861 I think their best place on the force 1396 01:25:25,195 --> 01:25:27,072 will be working right along side you. 1397 01:25:28,365 --> 01:25:29,407 - Shut up back there! 1398 01:25:33,078 --> 01:25:36,248 I mean, sure, they'll make great partners. 1399 01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:40,877 ("Pomp and Circumstance") 1400 01:25:41,211 --> 01:25:44,089 (graduates cheering) 1401 01:26:26,965 --> 01:26:31,845 ♪ Huh 1402 01:26:33,972 --> 01:26:36,933 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 1403 01:26:37,267 --> 01:26:39,895 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 1404 01:26:40,228 --> 01:26:41,771 ♪ Put your finger on the trigger 1405 01:26:42,105 --> 01:26:43,523 ♪ Feel it getting bigger 1406 01:26:43,857 --> 01:26:44,858 ♪ Move a little closer 1407 01:26:45,191 --> 01:26:45,984 ♪ Let me stick it in your holster 1408 01:26:46,318 --> 01:26:49,446 ♪ Let's do it 1409 01:26:49,779 --> 01:26:52,282 ♪ Shoot my bullet 1410 01:26:52,616 --> 01:26:55,493 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 1411 01:26:55,827 --> 01:26:58,496 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 1412 01:26:58,830 --> 01:27:00,373 ♪ It's got a 12 inch length 1413 01:27:00,707 --> 01:27:01,833 ♪ And you can make it plank 1414 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:04,794 ♪ Blow me away, just give me a yank 1415 01:27:05,128 --> 01:27:08,006 ♪ Let's do it 1416 01:27:08,340 --> 01:27:11,092 ♪ Shoot my bullet 1417 01:27:11,426 --> 01:27:14,137 ♪ When you roll up in my Levi's 1418 01:27:14,471 --> 01:27:19,225 ♪ You can feel my Colt, yeah, 45 1419 01:27:24,105 --> 01:27:26,983 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 1420 01:27:27,317 --> 01:27:30,028 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 1421 01:27:30,362 --> 01:27:31,446 ♪ It's straight from undercover 1422 01:27:31,780 --> 01:27:33,490 ♪ But don't show it mother 1423 01:27:33,823 --> 01:27:36,076 ♪ Lookin' for a sexy way to blow my ammunition 1424 01:27:36,409 --> 01:27:39,412 ♪ Let's do it 1425 01:27:39,746 --> 01:27:42,415 ♪ Bite my bullet 1426 01:27:42,749 --> 01:27:45,543 ♪ Well, you better start stripping 1427 01:27:45,877 --> 01:27:50,298 ♪ Or you're gonna get in the way of love 1428 01:28:35,802 --> 01:28:40,682 ♪ Huh 1429 01:28:42,183 --> 01:28:45,020 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 1430 01:28:45,353 --> 01:28:48,106 ♪ And baby, you can cock it 1431 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:50,483 ♪ I'm a gun fanatic 1432 01:28:50,817 --> 01:28:51,943 ♪ Feel my automatic 1433 01:28:52,277 --> 01:28:52,986 ♪ Grab my love rocket 1434 01:28:53,319 --> 01:28:54,696 ♪ And then feel my body rocking 1435 01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:57,490 ♪ Let's do it 1436 01:28:57,824 --> 01:29:00,994 ♪ Bite my bullet 1437 01:29:01,327 --> 01:29:03,788 ♪ Now I've got you in my sight 1438 01:29:04,122 --> 01:29:08,668 ♪ And I'm gonna hear the full cry tonight